What exactly is in the 20 pages?
Eight dimensions, each with a sample report line. (1) SNCZI flood return periods T=10/100/500 for the parcel, plus the CHJ 2024 DANA footprint. (2) 48-hour day/night decibel measurement plus ZAS designation verification. (3) Summer solstice solar exposure, energy rating, cooling cost model. (4) 36 months of actas de comunidad reviewed line by line. (5) 6-month liquidity data for the micro-zone. (6) Itemised CapEx envelope from a certified tradesman. (7) Gross and net rental yield against verified comparables within 500 m. (8) 27-point notarial checklist from the nota simple. Every figure is dated and sourced.
What happens if the report finds nothing?
You are refunded in full. The guarantee is on the method, not the outcome: if the audit follows the published eight-dimension framework and surfaces no material risk you were not already aware of, the fee is returned. If it surfaces one material risk, the fee is earned. There is no satisfaction guarantee; there is a deliverable guarantee.
Do you replace my lawyer or notary?
No. The report is designed to be handed to your abogado as an input. You contract directly with your own licensed professional. I coordinate; I do not represent. If you do not yet have an abogado, the report includes a vetted list — you choose, you contract, you pay them directly.
Why is the price fixed, not hourly?
Because the scope is fixed. Hourly billing rewards the provider for taking longer. A fixed fee rewards the provider for being fast and complete. It also removes the most common source of conflict in professional services: the invoice surprise. The fee is €1,500 whether the property closes or not — the audit is not contingent on the sale.
Where do you operate?
Terrain audits: Málaga, Seville, Valencia, Barcelona, Madrid — documented case files in each. If your target property is outside these zones, ask first — I will tell you honestly whether I can deliver the same standard.
Can I pay with crypto?
Yes. Bitcoin, Lightning and USDC (Ethereum, Polygon, Arbitrum) only. No card, no fiat. The checkout is bankless because the philosophy is bankless.
Do you take commission from sellers?
Never. No listing agent, no developer, no bank, no property manager has ever paid me, and none ever will. My only income is your fee. That is what makes the report usable by your abogado.
Are you a licensed real estate agent in Spain?
No. I am an independent publisher and risk auditor. I am not an abogado, not a notario, not an asesor fiscal, not an agent. Every regulated step in your acquisition is executed by your own licensed professional. My role is to brief them with precision.
What if I have already signed the reservation contract?
The audit takes seven business days. If your 10-day cooling-off period expires sooner, the engagement cannot fit. The right move is a legal review of the reservation contract by your abogado — it is a different instrument, and I am not the right provider for it.